Break-Up Song Hotline 🎸💔

💡 Concept

Someone dumps you? You send them a 1-minute breakup song. You write & record silly or savage tunes on demand. All it takes is a guitar, a mic, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm.

🧰 Micro-Capex Stack

• $0 if you already play and record
• Free link delivery via Loom or YouTube Unlisted
• Twitter or TikTok for promotion

⚡ 48-Hour Validation

1. Write one example: “Sorry Jessica, but you ghosted me…”
2. Post on Twitter or Threads, open for orders via Venmo or Ko‑fi
3. Count song requests, DMs, or tips

📦 Product Includes

• 1-minute personalized song
• Bonus: rhyming chorus or callback for revenge
• Optional: “lofi sadboi” version or cover

🚀 Scale Plays

• Tiered offers: song only, lyric sheet, live Zoom roast
• Add “Makeup Song” or “Crush Confession” variants
• Turn the best ones into a viral playlist or channel

⚠️ Pitfalls to Dodge

• Don’t get mean — fun > cruelty
• Stay on-message and on-tempo — quality still matters