Ship Spooky Dolls and Go Viral for Under $3K
Vintage porcelain dolls with sinister back-stories, shipped to TikTokers and escape-rooms for viral scares. Launch for < $3K, rent each doll weekly, and watch your side hustle scream to $29K profit.
Suitcase Stories: Make $1K Saturdays Running a Tiny Bookstore Pop‑Up
Ditch the cubicle this Saturday—wheel a vintage suitcase full of micro‑zines into your local craft market and watch $10 bills pile up. Startup cost under $1.2K, break‑even in 12 days. Pocket‑sized books, pocket‑sized risk—massive vibes.
Deal the Feelings: Launch a Couples-Therapy Icebreaker Deck for Under $5K
Tired of awkward therapy openings? Print a 56-card icebreaker deck for clinicians, not couples. Under $5K launch, $34K profit year one, booster-pack subscription keeps cash flowing. Draw, talk, heal—then rinse and repeat.
🌱 Plant Your Pitch: Seed-Embedded Business Cards That Sprout Clients
Ditch landfill-bound cardstock for business cards that bloom—laser-etched seed paper that sprouts wildflowers and new clients. Under $5k to launch, 66 % margins, and zero boredom. Ready to plant your pitch?
Stitch-Rich Side Hustle: Hand-Sew Waxed Canvas Tarps and Pocket $200 a Pop
Trade spreadsheets for stitching: hand-sew waxed-canvas tarps that overlanders crave, sell each for $200, and pocket $30K profit in a year—without quitting your day job.
Flip $2.5K Into a Kid-Run Empire: Sell DIY Biz Kits on Weekends
Don’t let someome else beat you to this secret: start cash-stacking—one weekend stall, $14 kid-preneur kits, and you’re banking more than your Monday paycheck by noon. But blink and some other cubicle drone will snatch this gold-mine for good.
Laser-Lit Lines: Sell One-Line AI Poems Burned on Cedar for < $2.5 K
Quit doom-scrolling and start fire-printing cash: for the price of a used iPhone, you can park a laser-poem kiosk at Saturday markets, wow strangers with AI magic, and pocket nearly a grand every weekend—do it before your cubicle buddy beats you to the smoke show.